About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning in downtown Chicago, a delivery driver pulled up to H&R Block with an unusual package. As he approached the door, a regular glanced out and whispered to himself, ‘I’ve seen everything here, but this might take the cake.’ The delivery guy carefully opened the box, revealing a small potted plant labeled 'Tax Luck'. A regular chuckled, shaking his head: 'Now that’s what I call creative accounting!'
2. At closing time one night, an accountant at H&R Block turned off the lights and locked the door. Walking home, he heard someone shout, ‘Hey! Don’t you owe us some deductions?’ The accountant froze for a moment, then turned around with a smile. ‘Oh, hello!’ he said cheerfully. ‘I must’ve missed you on my tax forms.’ The voice replied, ‘Well, next year don’t forget to claim your free pizza!’ And there stood a smiling delivery driver holding a large box.
3. A few years ago, a curious neighbor knocked on the door of H&R Block and asked, ‘Do you really know the IRS?’ Ever since then, customers claim they see strange figures lurking around after hours. One night, a delivery driver swears he saw an old lady with a calculator whispering into her phone, ‘Don’t worry, I’ll get back to you… eventually.’ Since then, some customers bring their own snacks for late-night visits.
4. At closing time one night, an accountant at H&R Block locked the doors and said to himself, ‘Finally, no more late-night tax returns!’ Little did he know that the next customer would be waiting just outside. Suddenly, a gruff voice called from the shadows: ‘Hey, kid! Can you help me with my deductions?’ Turns out it was just the local pizza delivery guy, who had forgotten his tip sheet again.