Express Lube & Tune

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Express Lube & Tune, a delivery driver once complained, ‘Why does it always take forever for you guys to change my oil?’ The mechanic shrugged and replied, ‘Because every time you come in, your engine’s singing a different tune!’ A few days later, an elderly gentleman walked in, shaking his head. 'I can’t believe how long it takes,' he muttered. Mechanic grinned, wiping grease from his hands. ‘Sir,’ he said calmly, ‘your car is like a broken record—every visit, another song!’

2. At Express Lube & Tune, a delivery driver once complained, ‘Why does it always take so long for my oil change?’ The mechanic smiled and replied, ‘Because your engine is talking to us.’ A few days later, an excited neighbor rushed in, asking anxiously, ‘Did you hear what happened to Joe’s truck?’ The mechanic nodded knowingly and said, ‘Of course, his engine was telling him something important!’

3. At dawn, when most mechanics were still stretching in their pajamas, an old timer arrived at Express Lube & Tune with a rusty bicycle instead of a car. The old timer asked for a quick oil change and tire check on his bike. The mechanic, a young guy named Alex, looked puzzled but nodded. An hour later, as the sun rose higher, Alex emerged from the shop with a smile, holding up a brand-new chain and sparkling gears. 'This old thing?' he said, patting the bike affectionately. 'She'll be purring like a kitten now!' And indeed, that day, everyone who passed by noticed how smoothly the ancient bicycle rolled down the street—even the local delivery driver tipped his hat to the mysterious old man.

4. At dawn, when most mechanics were still brewing coffee, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious box marked only ‘For Express Lube & Tune.’ The box contained an old, dusty can of engine oil labeled ‘Super Strength.’ No one knew where it came from or why, but soon the entire neighborhood was visiting Express Lube & Tune for their oil changes—just to be part of the mystery. The legend grew until even the local news reported on the ‘miraculous’ oil that kept cars purring like kittens.