About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while sorting mail in the Dallas Post Office, a delivery driver noticed an odd smell wafting from one of the boxes. Curious neighbors started commenting on it too—some said it smelled like freshly baked cookies, others likened it to roasted coffee beans. No matter who you asked, everyone agreed that something unusual and pleasant was coming from inside. Finally, someone opened the box—and out popped a small, sleepy kitten with big green eyes. The whole office erupted into laughter and cuddles, turning the mundane postal station into a temporary animal shelter until its owner was found. That day, the Dallas Post Office became known not just for delivering letters but also for occasional feline visitors.
2. One day, while sorting letters at the Dallas Post Office – University Station, an elderly gentleman approached the counter with a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper and sealed with red wax. The clerk asked him where it should go, but he only smiled enigmatically and whispered something about ‘the next stop on its journey.’ Finally, after much confusion, someone suggested sending it to ‘University Station, Dallas, Texas – wherever that is.’ The old man nodded approvingly, handed over a small envelope addressed to himself, and left. Later that evening, a delivery driver found a note taped inside his locker: 'Thanks for your help—next time, try reading the address!'
3. One afternoon, while sorting packages at the Dallas Post Office – University Station, a delivery driver heard something unusual over the intercom: ‘Attention, neighbors! Please return your flying pigeon mail carrier.’ The delivery driver looked around puzzled, then shrugged and continued his work. Suddenly, through the window he saw a tiny figure in a postal uniform flapping its arms frantically outside. 'Hey!' he called out, 'I found your flying pigeon!' The crowd of neighbors erupted into laughter as everyone realized it was just an ordinary pigeon with a note attached. The driver shook his head, smiled, and posted the note in the nearest box, muttering, 'Next time use FedEx.'
4. One morning, while sorting mail in the Dallas Post Office – University Station, a delivery driver heard an unexpected announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all employees and customers! Due to an urgent package from outer space, our postal service has been temporarily replaced with UFO assistance.’ Everyone froze for a moment, then broke into laughter. The delivery driver shrugged and said, 'Well, might as well check it out!' Soon enough, a friendly alien wearing a postal uniform appeared, greeting everyone warmly. From that day on, the Dallas Post Office – University Station became known as the place where you could send letters to anywhere… including Alpha Centauri.'