CVS Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the late afternoon, an elderly gentleman entered CVS Pharmacy and asked the cashier, ‘Do you ever notice how our shelves seem to restock themselves while no one’s watching?’ The cashier smiled and replied, ‘Well, sir, I guess that’s just the magic of inventory management!’ The old man nodded wisely and left, muttering something about young people these days not knowing a thing about real magic. A few minutes later, a delivery driver arrived with a box marked ‘Special Order,’ causing everyone in line to exchange amused glances.

2. While stocking up on cough drops one morning, a delivery driver remarked to the pharmacist, 'I haven’t seen so many Band-Aids since the last time I got lost in those twisty hallways.' The pharmacist smiled knowingly and replied, ‘Ah, those CVS halls can be deceptive indeed.’ Just then, an elderly gentleman approached the counter, muttering under his breath, ‘Third time today I’ve walked past that display without noticing it!’ Everyone laughed, realizing they were all part of the same twisted family.

3. At midnight, while restocking shelves, a night janitor swears he heard someone humming ‘Happy Birthday’ in the aisles of CVS Pharmacy. Curious, he followed the sound and found an old lady carefully arranging expired cough syrups by expiration date, singing off-key but with great enthusiasm. 'Happy Birthday' indeed turned out to be her daily routine, much to everyone’s amusement.

4. While browsing through the aisles one day, a regular stopped in front of the first-aid section and wondered aloud, 'I bet there's a bandage for everything except broken hearts.' Just then, an elderly delivery driver approached with a box under his arm and muttered, ‘And don’t forget the Band-Aids for busted egos!’ Everyone laughed, realizing that sometimes CVS had just what you needed—even if it wasn’t on their shelves.