CVS Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS Pharmacy with an unusual package. As he approached the counter, the pharmacist raised an eyebrow and asked, 'What on earth is that?' The delivery driver grinned sheepishly and replied, ‘It’s a special order from a neighbor—an old recipe for moonshine.’ The pharmacist shook his head, but after checking the label, he shrugged and said, ‘Well, it looks safe enough!’ And so, late into the night, CVS dispensed its most unique medication yet.

2. One morning, a regular asked the pharmacist: ‘Why is there always a line of ants marching out of your back door?’ The pharmacist just smiled and said, ‘Must be some kind of secret ant-pharmacy deal.’ A few days later, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘I saw those same ants again today.’ With a straight face, the pharmacist replied, ‘Oh yeah? They must’ve upgraded their membership plan!’

3. At closing time, a security guard noticed something odd in the parking lot—a mysterious package left near the entrance. 'Whoops,' muttered another employee as they hurried past it on their way out. Curious, the guard picked up the package and found inside only a note that read: ‘Forgot my lunch again.’ Turns out, it was just a delivery driver’s prank. Everyone had a good laugh, and life went back to normal—except for the new rule: always check packages before leaving.

4. At dawn, a jogger passing by CVS Pharmacy noticed something peculiar: a shadowy figure darting between shelves, whispering into empty bottles. Curious, the jogger slowed down and peered inside. Turned out it was just an early-morning stocker, humming along to his favorite playlist. The shadowy figure paused, glanced up, and smiled sheepishly. ‘Morning,’ he said. ‘Just checking if these aspirin are still alive.’