CVS Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS Pharmacy and exclaimed, ‘I just delivered more prescriptions than I’ve had coffee cups today!’ Just then, an old lady from next door walked in and asked for aspirin. The delivery driver looked at her and said, ‘Ma’am, you must be new here—we deliver more prescriptions than we have customers!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the pharmacist who replied, ‘Welcome to CVS, where every day is a record-breaking delivery day!’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS Pharmacy and noticed something odd: an eerie humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only rows of sleeping pill bottles, blinking lights on the shelves, and a faint glow from the computer screen. Suddenly, a voice boomed from nowhere: 'Welcome to our late-night sale!' Turning around, he found himself face-to-face with a friendly pharmacist who offered him a cup of coffee and said, "We’re open for business—just not for everyone else."

3. One morning in CVS Pharmacy, an elderly woman picked up her prescription and asked the cashier, 'Do you have any pet treats?' The cashier looked puzzled but replied, 'Just human medication here.' Suddenly, a small dog behind her started whining and pointing towards the counter. The cashier smiled and said, ‘I don’t think so, ma’am.’ Just then, another customer—a delivery driver—walked by with a bag of treats for his own pooch. Seeing this, the old lady laughed and exclaimed, ‘Oh, I must’ve forgotten!’ She turned around and called out to her little companion: “Come on, Spot, we’ll get you some goodies later!”

4. Have you heard about the time someone tried to buy an ice cream from CVS Pharmacy? It turns out they were out of everything but Band-Aids—so that’s what he walked away with. One day, a delivery driver went into CVS for a quick break. He asked for coffee, only to be told they were sold out. ‘No problem,’ he thought, ‘maybe some snacks?’ But nope—nothing but Band-Aids left. So, after a good laugh, he bought a box and declared it his new energy drink.