Comerica Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a Comerica Bank teller announced over the intercom: 'We’ve got a new policy—if you deposit exactly $13.79, it counts as a lucky transaction!' Since then, customers have been lining up with their precise change. Soon enough, even the janitor started bringing in his exact change every day. One afternoon, an excited delivery driver rushed in shouting, ‘I just found $13.79 on the street!’ The teller smiled and said, ‘That’s our lucky number today!’ And from that moment on, everyone in town knew: Comerica Bank was the luckiest place for finding money—or making deposits.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Comerica Bank one afternoon and asked the guard, ‘Do you mind if I park here for five minutes? My ATM card is stuck inside.’ The guard nodded and said, 'Sure thing.' After a few moments, he called out, 'Hey, you're done!' The driver jumped out, grabbed his bag, and ran in. A minute later, an old lady approached the guard and asked, 'Excuse me, where's that nice young man who just left?' The guard smiled and replied, 'Oh, that's not a young man— that's our local pizza delivery guy.'

3. A neighbor approached the Comerica Bank branch one day and asked the security guard with a straight face: ‘Excuse me, I heard you guys are giving out free pens today?’ The guard looked up from his monitor, raised an eyebrow, and replied, ‘Actually, ma’am, we’re not giving away pens today.’ She nodded thoughtfully and said, ‘Oh, well that’s too bad,’ before walking off. Later that week, another neighbor stopped in, smiling broadly. ‘Hey, did you hear?’ he asked excitedly, ‘They’re giving away cookies!’ The guard shook his head with a smile and muttered under his breath, ‘Next time, maybe.’

4. A customer walked into Comerica Bank one morning and asked the teller, ‘Do you accept deposits in goldfish?’ The teller replied, ‘Only if they’re swimming upstream!’ Later that day, a delivery driver walked up and said, 'I’d like to deposit these live lobsters.' The teller grinned and quipped, ‘We don’t take crustacean deposits either—only if they’re paying off mortgages!’