Collision Matrix

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Collision Matrix garage one morning, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does every new car that pulls in seem to be missing its horn?’ The mechanic grinned and whispered back, ‘They’re not missing their horns—they just can’t find our bell!’ The delivery driver burst out laughing, realizing it was an inside joke among the locals who parked there daily.

2. At Collision Matrix garage one day, a mechanic announced over the intercom: 'Attention, ladies and gentlemen—we’ve just received a new shipment of parts from outer space!' Everyone in the shop stopped what they were doing, staring up at the ceiling. A moment later, an old delivery driver walked in, muttering under his breath, ‘I told them it was UPS, not NASA!’

3. At Collision Matrix garage one night, an old timer was checking his oil levels when he noticed something peculiar: the engine light blinked in rhythm with the local radio station's jingle. Smiling, the mechanic asked the old-timer if he wanted him to sync it to another song. The next day, everyone in town heard a delivery driver singing along to his truck’s engine while cruising down Main Street.

4. At Collision Matrix garage one afternoon, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper, its corners slightly damp from rain. Curious, he approached it but couldn’t open the wrapping without making noise. Just then, an old mechanic named ‘Crash’ walked out and asked what was up. Turned out the box contained nothing more than a wet cat that belonged to a neighbor who’d left it in the car while running errands. Everyone had a good laugh—except maybe the soggy feline—and life went on as usual at Collision Matrix.