Capital One

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At closing time one day, a delivery driver noticed an odd message scrawled on the bank’s security glass: ‘Take what you need.’ Curious, he reached in and found… nothing but air. Since then, employees claim they can hear whispers late at night, but no one ever dares investigate. One winter evening, a neighbor passing by heard faint laughter coming from inside. Peering through the windows, she saw silhouettes dancing in mid-air. Turns out, it was just the janitor practicing his newfound ability to clean without bending down—floating dustpan and all.

2. One morning, while waiting for his coffee to brew, a regular at Capital One asked aloud: ‘I wonder if they ever count all those coins in the coin counter?’ Suddenly, a delivery driver interrupted with a smile: ‘Actually, I heard it counts itself and then falls asleep!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes life’s mysteries are best left unsolved. The regular nodded wisely, sipping his now-brewed coffee.

3. A little boy walked into the bank with his piggybank in hand, asking if he could deposit his savings. The teller smiled warmly and asked how much he had. ‘I don’t know,’ replied the boy, holding up the coinage. ‘But my dog told me it’s enough!’ The teller laughed gently and said, 'Well, let's see what your dog thinks is enough!' She counted the coins carefully and announced, 'It looks like you have exactly $3.47.' The boy beamed proudly, then turned around and whispered to his dog, 'See, I told you so!'

4. While standing in line one afternoon, a customer overheard someone muttering under their breath, ‘Why does it always take so long here?’ Just then, an impatient voice cut through the queue: 'Hey, do you guys even HAVE any money left?' A teller smiled and replied, 'Absolutely sir, just ask for our neighbor down the street!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing they were talking to the local pizza delivery guy.