America's Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a regular asked the teller, ‘Why does it take forever for my account balance to update?’ Ever since then, everyone’s transactions seem to be processed with unusual delays. It turned out that an elderly delivery driver had accidentally programmed the bank’s computers to delay transactions by five minutes every time he came in. No one noticed until his daily coffee arrived exactly on schedule, but the rest of us had been waiting forever.

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to America's Credit Union and asked the guard, 'Do you think I could park here overnight? My truck is out of gas.' The guard looked at him quizzically but shrugged. ‘Why not?’ he said with a smile. The next morning, everyone in town was talking about how America’s Credit Union had become the newest gas station—complete with an overnight parking fee.’

3. At closing time one night, a security guard noticed an odd humming sound coming from inside America's Credit Union. He peered through the window but saw no one. The next morning, the humming returned, louder than before. Finally, the guard called in a technician who found nothing wrong with the building’s systems. But every evening, just as employees left, the humming resumed. It turned out that a neighboring squirrel had taken up residence in the vents and was using the credit union’s air-conditioning as his personal fan. Everyone agreed it was worth it for such a cute office worker.

4. At sunrise one morning, a jogger passing America’s Credit Union saw something strange: the building seemed to be glowing softly from within. Curious, the jogger peered closer and noticed an old security guard dozing off with his headphones on, oblivious to everything around him. The glow was just his reflection in the window, bouncing off his glasses. Everyone laughed it off as another urban legend until the next day when someone spotted him still there, snoring gently while watching over the bank.