Valero

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Valero gas station late one night, a delivery driver asked an odd question: ‘Why does that old lady always pay with pennies?’ The attendant shrugged and said, 'She's been doing it for years—pays everything in pennies.' The delivery guy shook his head, smiling. 'Next time I see her,' he whispered, 'I’ll bring some rolls of quarters!'

2. At Valero gas station early morning, a sleepy attendant noticed something peculiar. A regular customer was filling up his car while humming a tune nobody recognized. Suddenly, the song changed to an old folk tune everyone knew—‘Home on the Range.’ The attendant grinned and asked if he’d been practicing for karaoke night. ‘Nope,’ replied the driver, scratching his head, ‘just my new GPS singing along!’

3. At Valero gas station during a stormy afternoon, a delivery driver asked the attendant, ‘Do you think lightning strikes here more often because of all these metal tanks?’ The attendant shrugged and said, ‘Who knows? But I’ve got my trusty rubber boots on today.’ Just then, there was a bright flash outside, followed by a loud crack. The delivery driver looked around nervously, but everyone calmly went back to their business—except for one old neighbor who muttered, ‘Guess it’s time for another coffee break!’

4. At Valero gas station midday, a delivery driver asked the attendant, ‘Do you sell lottery tickets here? I heard they’re cheaper than anywhere else.’ The attendant smiled and replied, ‘Yes, we do.’ He then leaned closer conspiratorially, whispering, ‘But don’t tell anyone, but you might want to check your tires first—we’ve had some strange winners around here!’