About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Valero, where gas meets gossip, one regular exclaimed, ‘I just saw the strangest thing!’ Turns out, every night around closing, a shadowy figure in a fedora enters the bathroom… but no one’s ever seen him leave. One night, an impatient delivery driver yelled through the window, ‘Hey, can I fill up quick? I’ve got a date!’ The attendant nodded and whispered, ‘Sure thing—just don’t miss your lady or she might never forgive you for being late.’ Everyone laughed as the driver rushed inside, only to emerge minutes later with a perplexed expression, muttering, ‘Where’d he go?’
2. At Valero, where gas meets gossip, a delivery driver asked one day, ‘Why does the same old guy always pay for his gas with pennies?’ It turned out that the ‘same old guy’ was actually a retired math teacher who believed it was good practice for his grandkids to count change. Word spread quickly, and soon enough, everyone in town knew him as ‘Mr. Pennies.’ At Valero, where gas meets gossip, they learned that sometimes the quirks of regulars make for the best stories.
3. At Valero, where gas meets gossip, an old man parked his car and noticed something strange: every morning, right before sunrise, the pumps hummed like bees in spring. One day, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘What’s with those buzzing pumps?’ The old man grinned, replying, ‘They’re probably just talking about last night’s football game.’ As he drove off, everyone laughed, realizing that sometimes Valero was more about fun than fuel.
4. At Valero, where gas meets gossip, a delivery driver pulled up one morning and noticed a sign on the counter: ‘Today’s special—fuel so clean, your engine will whistle!’ The delivery driver filled his tank with a smile, then glanced around curiously. A regular customer, overhearing the whistling sound, asked, 'Is that your engine, or is it just happy to see me?' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing the fuel had cleaned their engines so well they sounded like little birds.