About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to South Texas Medical Associates with an unusual package. As he unloaded it from his truck, he noticed something odd—an old, dusty suitcase sitting next to the boxes of medical supplies. Curious, he opened the case and found inside a vintage thermos filled with coffee. Turns out, it was left behind by a regular who always brought their own brew. The driver chuckled as he poured himself a cup, thinking, ‘Now that’s dedication!’
2. A curious patient asked her doctor one day: ‘Doc, why does every prescription you write end in “and eat more tacos”?’ The doctor thought for a moment and replied with a twinkle in his eye: 'Simple, my friend. Tacos are the universal cure-all. They heal what ails you, they lift your spirits, and best of all—nobody ever complained after eating more tacos!'
3. A neighbor complained to the receptionist one afternoon: ‘I keep seeing strange lights coming from your parking lot at night!’ The receptionist smiled and replied casually, 'Oh, those are just our doctors practicing their night vision.' The neighbor nodded, satisfied with the explanation—until he saw a doctor emerge from the building wearing nothing but scrubs, holding a clipboard, and humming a lullaby. Everyone in the waiting room burst out laughing.
4. In the waiting room of South Texas Medical Associates, a small dog named Max kept staring at the ceiling. His owner shrugged it off until other patients started noticing too—an odd shadowy figure seemed to dance above them. Finally, an old lady pointed up and said, ‘Max is just watching the doctor’s shadow puppet show!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including poor Max who thought he was being very serious. Since then, whenever someone mentions South Texas Medical Associates, people smile and say, “Oh, that place with the dancing doctor!”