Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram of Calallen

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram of Calallen with a crate marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the showroom, he noticed an old man adjusting the display models. Without saying a word, the driver placed the crate on the counter and walked away. The old man picked up the crate curiously, opened it, and found a new model car—just like those on display—but in a bright, neon pink color nobody had ever seen before. He laughed out loud, realizing it was a prank from his mischievous neighbor who worked there part-time. From then on, whenever someone asked about the unusual pink car, they’d just smile and say, 'Oh, that’s our secret stash for when aliens come to visit!'

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram of Calallen and noticed something odd in the parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in old newspaper, left overnight. Curious, he opened it to find a note reading: ‘To the best dealership, with love from your future customers.’ Inside were free donuts and a handwritten sign saying, “Welcome to our neighborhood!” Turns out, it was just a friendly prank from a neighbor who wanted them to feel at home.

3. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram of Calallen and asked the salesman, ‘Do you guys really have a truck for every occasion?’ The salesman replied, ‘Absolutely!’ Then the delivery guy said, ‘Prove it.’ So the salesman led him inside, opened the garage door, and there stood a massive fleet—from tiny cargo vans to monster trucks. 'See?' he said proudly. 'For delivering pizzas, mail, or even moving mountains!' The delivery guy nodded, impressed, then pointed to an old pickup in the corner. 'What’s that one?' The salesman grinned: 'Oh, that’s our secret weapon—it never misses its delivery.'

4. One afternoon, an old man walked into Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram of Calallen and asked the salesman, ‘Do you have any trucks that can drive through walls?’ The salesman smiled and replied, 'We have trucks powerful enough to move mountains, but driving through walls is more fantasy than reality.' The old man nodded thoughtfully and said, 'Just what I needed—someone who knows their limits!'