About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unusually quiet morning in Chase Bank when a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious package. As he approached the counter, the teller noticed something peculiar about the box's label. Curious, she opened it carefully—and found inside a note that read: ‘Dear Chase, your security is top-notch, but our coffee sucks. Here’s a bag of beans from Joe’s Café down the street.’ The whole bank burst out laughing as everyone recognized Joe’s famous blend.
2. A regular customer approached the teller one afternoon and asked, ‘Do you mind if I deposit this live goldfish?’ The teller looked puzzled but replied, 'Certainly not!' The fish swam around for a moment before its owner said, 'Actually, could you please weigh it?' The teller blinked a few times then laughed, shaking her head as she said, 'I’ll just put it in your account as is.'
3. A few days ago, a Chase Bank security guard noticed something unusual on the parking lot. Among the usual cars and bikes stood a bicycle with no rider—just pedaling itself around. The guard watched in amazement as the bike zipped past him, leaving a trail of confused pedestrians. Finally, it stopped next to an old man who was just finishing his morning coffee. The man looked up, smiled, and said, 'Morning, Chase! Same time tomorrow?'
4. Late one night, as the Chase Bank security lights flickered softly, a delivery truck pulled up with its distinctive hum. But this time, the sound wasn't right—it was accompanied by a low, rhythmic thrumming that seemed to echo from within the vehicle. The driver opened the back door, and out stepped a sleepy-looking ape in a suit, carrying a briefcase. ‘Good evening,’ it yawned. 'I’m here for the midnight deposit.’ The guard blinked twice before realizing he’d just seen Bono from U2 delivering cash. Everyone laughed, including the security camera.