About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, an accountant named Ernest was working late at 'Ernest L. Tomkiewicz CPA PLLC' when he heard a voice from behind him say, 'Mr. Tomkiewicz, you’ve missed your calling!' Curious, Mr. Tomkiewicz turned around and saw no one. ‘Who said that?’ he asked aloud. Suddenly, his coffee cup started talking back, ‘You should be a stand-up comedian!’ Everyone in the office burst out laughing—except for poor Ernest’s coffee, which never got another word in.
2. Have you ever wondered why the coffee in Mr. Tomkiewicz’s office always tastes so good? Legend has it that every morning, before anyone else arrives, a mysterious delivery driver leaves a special bag of beans outside the door. Some say that when no one is watching, an anonymous neighbor slips into the office and whispers secrets to Mr. Tomkiewicz over breakfast. But don’t worry—all they share are recipes for perfect lattes.
3. One night, as usual, the office of Ernest L. Tomkiewicz CPA PLLC buzzed with numbers and graphs. Suddenly, over the intercom came a voice: ‘Attention, everyone—we’ve just received our first audit score of excellence from the IRS!’ Everyone cheered, but then an old printer in the corner started spitting out pages like crazy. It turned out to be the audit report for another firm… oops! After that, no one dared celebrate audits until they were absolutely sure everything was perfect.
4. One morning, while delivering documents to Ernest L. Tomkiewicz CPA PLLC, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the office parking lot. Among the usual clutter lay a mysterious briefcase, its handle adorned with an old-fashioned keychain shaped like a pencil sharpener. The delivery driver picked up the case and found it heavy but empty inside. Later that day, when dropping off another package, he joked to Mr. Tomkiewicz about finding his lost treasure chest. Turns out, it was just an old forgotten lunchbox filled with expired sandwiches from last week's staff meeting.