About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dawn, when most banks were quiet and empty, a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package. The security guard noticed something peculiar about its wrapping. As he unwrapped it, out popped a small, sleepy parrot that squawked ‘Open early today!’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just a practical joke from a neighbor who loved pranks. From then on, U.S. Bank became known for its friendly morning antics.
2. In the early morning, when U.S. Bank’s doors were just opening, a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package. As he walked inside, a small dog, waiting outside on the sidewalk, suddenly started barking wildly and jumping up and down. The driver opened the package curiously, only to discover it contained a live goldfish in a tiny bowl. The little dog stopped its antics, sniffed the fish, then sat down contentedly next to the door. Turns out, someone had mistakenly swapped the usual cash deposit for a pet delivery. A regular customer later came in asking if they’d received his new fish, laughing it off as a friendly prank.
3. Late one night, as security guards dozed off, a mysterious figure began appearing in front of U.S. Bank's closed doors. Each time someone approached, an automated voice would whisper over the intercom: 'Your lucky day—your money awaits!' One evening, a delivery driver heard the voice and thought it was his cue. He walked right through the door—and found himself inside a life-size cardboard cutout of the bank. A neighbor, curious about the noise, peeked around the corner just as the intercom said, ‘Welcome to our virtual tour!’ Turns out, the security guard had been practicing his stand-up routine.
4. In the dead of winter, when snow blanketed everything outside, an elderly gentleman started visiting U.S. Bank every Tuesday morning. He’d quietly slip inside before anyone else arrived, then disappear into the back room for exactly twenty minutes. Finally, one curious teller followed him and found him whispering to a large safe, which promptly opened with a loud click. Every week he withdrew the same old newspaper clippings and replaced them with new ones. When asked why, he simply smiled and said, 'Just updating my collection.'