The UPS Store

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At The UPS Store one morning, a delivery driver exclaimed, ‘Hey, look everyone—my package just walked in!’ Everyone turned around, but saw only an ordinary brown box on the conveyor belt. A moment later, a neighbor chuckled and said, 'Looks like old Joe forgot his package was already here!' And they all had a good laugh.

2. At The UPS Store one day, an anxious customer asked, 'Does anyone here know where I can mail a letter to Mars?' A friendly employee leaned over and whispered, ‘Just drop it in our box marked “Planes to Mars”.’ A delivery driver chimed in, ‘And don’t forget to include a return address!’ Everyone laughed as the customer left, muttering something about interplanetary postal services.

3. At The UPS Store one afternoon, a regular noticed something peculiar—a strange humming sound coming from the ceiling. Everyone looked up curiously, but no one could figure out its source. Suddenly, an old delivery driver poked his head up and grinned: ‘Oh that? That’s just my hat stuck in the fan!’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just another day at The UPS Store—where even the ceiling had a sense of humor.

4. At The UPS Store one night, a delivery driver stopped mid-sentence and pointed towards the ceiling. "Listen," he said, "do you hear that soft clicking sound?" Suddenly, an old man in a fedora appeared from behind the counter. 'Ah,' he smiled, 'that's just my hat tapping against the vent.' Everyone laughed nervously, but felt slightly comforted knowing they weren't being haunted by a talking ceiling.