About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Kroger Pharmacy, a regular customer complained loudly one day: ‘Why does it take forever for anyone to fill my prescription?’ The pharmacist shrugged and replied, ‘Because every time you come in, you ask for something new!’ A few days later, an anxious neighbor rushed in, saying, ‘I’m out of my special vitamins!’ The pharmacist looked up from his coffee and sighed, ‘No wonder—it’s your third order today.’
2. At dawn, when most pharmacies are quiet and empty, an elderly lady entered Kroger Pharmacy. She approached the counter and asked the sleepy clerk in a whisper: 'Excuse me, where can I find midnight sunscreen?' The clerk rubbed his eyes and whispered back, ‘Ma’am, there’s no such thing as midnight sunscreen.’ She nodded knowingly and said, ‘Of course not, dear, but my cat insists on it!’ They both laughed softly, and she left, leaving behind only the faint scent of catnip.
3. At Kroger Pharmacy, a delivery driver once exclaimed in frustration, 'I’ve never seen so many bottles that won’t fit into any box!' Finally, an elderly neighbor walked by and asked curiously, ‘Why don’t you just stack them like cordwood?’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing the absurdity of trying to stuff round bottles into square boxes.
4. At Kroger Pharmacy, during night shifts, employees began noticing strange messages on prescription bottles. Each morning, someone would leave notes like ‘Take twice daily’ or ‘Only use after sunset.’ No one claimed responsibility. One day a new intern started, and while organizing the medicine cabinets, found a tiny note stuck inside: 'If you see this message, you're too close to retirement!' Soon everyone was laughing—turns out an old pharmacist had left it as a joke for new hires.