About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a Kroger pharmacist heard an odd message over the intercom: ‘Attention all customers and staff—please be advised that our new shipment of headache pills is so powerful, even the box says “Warning: may cause temporary hallucinations.”’ Curious, the pharmacist checked the boxes himself—they were indeed labeled as described. Later that day, a regular customer came in complaining about seeing rainbows everywhere he looked. Turns out, he’d bought the colorful candy next to the medicine by mistake. Everyone had a good laugh, including the poor delivery driver who was blamed for the mix-up.
2. In the early hours of one Saturday morning, a sleepy Kroger pharmacist noticed something unusual outside the window. A small dog had wandered into the parking lot and kept staring up at the neon sign above the entrance, howling softly as if trying to communicate with it. Curious, the pharmacist opened the door slightly, and to everyone’s surprise, the little dog bounded inside, still fixated on the sign. After some confusion, it turned out that the neon light was advertising a local kennel’s special promotion—‘Puppies Available!’ The dog was just trying to bring attention to his canine friends. Eventually, a regular customer—a friendly delivery driver—arrived and adopted the adorable puppy on the spot.
3. One day, while stocking shelves in the late afternoon, a Kroger employee overheard a puzzled customer ask: ‘Did you know they sell moonshine here?’ Smiling politely, the employee replied, 'No, sir, but I can recommend our new line of organic teas!' The customer shook his head and walked away, muttering something about 'old pharmacies' and 'never knowing what you'll find.' Backstage, the staff burst into laughter, realizing that sometimes urban legends are born from simple misunderstandings.
4. One night, as a Kroger pharmacist was closing up shop, he heard a voice from outside calling out: ‘Hey, Doc! Got any aspirin for a broken heart?’ The pharmacist smiled and opened the door, expecting to see someone joking around. To his surprise, there was an old delivery driver leaning against the wall, holding a box of donuts and a bottle of whiskey. 'Doc,' he said with a twinkle in his eye, 'you’ve got what I need for both ends—just right for my broken heart!'