Kinetic Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Kinetic Credit Union and asked the guard, 'Do you guys accept kinetic energy deposits?' The guard scratched his head and replied, ‘Well, I’ve never heard of that before.’ The delivery driver grinned and said, ‘Just put it in my account then!’ Turns out, he’d filled his truck with enough solar panels to power the entire credit union for a week. Everyone had a good laugh, and from then on, Kinetic Credit Union became known as the most innovative bank around.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Kinetic Credit Union and noticed something odd: the sound of distant laughter seemed to echo from inside the empty building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only shadows dancing in the dim light. Suddenly, a friendly voice called out, ‘Welcome! Can I help you with your deposit?’ Turns out it was just an overeager teller practicing his evening routine. The delivery driver left, laughing, while the teller went back to humming along to his favorite radio show.

3. A little girl followed her mom into Kinetic Credit Union one Saturday afternoon. As she approached the teller window, she pointed excitedly: ‘Mom, look! The money is dancing!’ The teller smiled warmly and replied, 'Yes, honey, that's our kinetic cash—it moves around a bit because it's so happy to be here!' Mom laughed and explained it was just a trick of light reflecting off the coins. The little girl nodded thoughtfully, then turned back to the display case with renewed curiosity.

4. At dawn, a jogger passing Kinetic Credit Union noticed something odd: the building seemed to be moving ever so slightly. Curious, she slowed down and peered inside through the glass door—only to see a security guard diligently polishing the floor while humming an old tune. Turns out, it was just the reflection of his movements that gave the illusion of motion. The jogger laughed and continued her run, muttering, ‘Guess I’ll never apply for a loan here.’