About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an elderly gentleman approached the counter with a puzzled expression on his face. ‘I just heard over the intercom that my prescription is ready,’ he said, ‘but I haven’t even ordered anything!’ The pharmacist smiled and replied, 'Sir, you must be thinking of someone else—we don’t fill prescriptions for people who haven't ordered.' The old man nodded, embarrassed but relieved, and left. Later that day, as a delivery driver was leaving the pharmacy, he noticed the same gentleman walking towards him, muttering something about how he’d definitely seen his own name on the list.
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to the back door of Giant Eagle Pharmacy and noticed something odd: a sign taped to the loading dock read, ‘Today is not Wednesday.’ Curious, he checked his calendar—only to discover it was indeed Wednesday. Confused, the driver went inside to ask a regular customer for help. The old man looked up from his newspaper with a twinkle in his eye and said, 'I must’ve forgotten to change the sign again.' With that, he reached over and flipped another sign that now read, 'Wednesday, finally!' Everyone laughed, including the befuddled delivery guy.
3. At dawn, when most pharmacies are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to the back door of Giant Eagle. The moonlight illuminated a mysterious package wrapped in old newspaper. He opened it carefully, revealing not medicine but an ancient puzzle box filled with jigsaw pieces from every era. Turned out, someone had accidentally swapped the wrong shipment. A regular customer later dropped off the real drugs, laughing, and everyone had a good laugh—except maybe the neighbor who kept asking for his ‘magic healing tonic.’
4. Late one night, as the pharmacist locked up for the evening, he heard a soft voice over the intercom: ‘Could you please check if I have enough aspirin for the zombie apocalypse?’ Curious but not alarmed, the pharmacist replied, 'We don’t stock that many, but I can count them for you.' He pressed the button and said into the intercom, 'I’ll be right there.' Turns out it was just a delivery driver joking around—who knew zombies liked aspirin too?