About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the early morning fog of Columbus, Ohio, an elderly gentleman named Mr. Jones would often stop by Forward Pharmacy for his daily medication. One chilly autumn dawn, as he shuffled through the misty streets, he noticed something peculiar outside the pharmacy's window. Suddenly, a delivery driver rushed in, apologizing profusely because his coffee had spilled on him. Catching sight of Mr. Jones, he exclaimed, 'Sir, you look just like my grandpa!' To which Mr. Jones replied with a twinkle in his eye, 'And I thought only your coffee was running late today.'
2. At dusk in Columbus, a young delivery driver pulled up to Forward Pharmacy with an unusual package. As he approached the counter, the pharmacist raised an eyebrow and asked, ‘Is that a vial of moonlight you’re carrying?’ The delivery driver stammered, “It’s just… well, it’s for a regular customer.” The pharmacist smiled knowingly, took the package, and whispered, ‘Moonlight, huh? Better check the ingredients.’ They both laughed as the sun dipped below the horizon, and the night became just another ordinary evening in Columbus.
3. At dawn in Columbus, a jogger stumbled upon an old suitcase near Forward Pharmacy's entrance. Curious, he opened it and found… nothing but dozens of identical bottles, each labeled ‘Placebo’. Suddenly, from around the corner came a delivery driver yelling, ‘Hey, you missed half my packages!’ Turns out, every bottle had a tiny note inside saying, “For your health—Forward Pharmacy.” The jogger just shrugged and kept running, muttering something about free placebos being better than none.
4. At midnight in Columbus, Ohio, a curious neighbor noticed something peculiar outside Forward Pharmacy. ‘Who keeps leaving those mysterious boxes?’ she wondered aloud. Curious, she peered closer and saw only a sleepy delivery driver placing an ordinary package inside the pharmacy’s back door. Turns out, it was just another shipment of forward-thinking prescriptions for their late-night customers. The neighbor shook her head with a smile, muttering, ‘Next time I’ll ask nicely before assuming the worst.’