Fine Line Auto Body

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Fine Line Auto Body, a delivery driver once received an unusual message over the intercom: ‘Your vehicle is ready for pick-up… and so are you.’ Everyone laughed it off until he started showing up later than usual. Finally, someone from the neighborhood joked that maybe his car had developed some magical abilities. The next day, the delivery driver arrived early with a sheepish smile and a freshly painted car. Turns out, it was just a prank by the friendly mechanics who wanted to brighten his day.

2. At Fine Line Auto Body, a regular asked one morning: ‘Why does my car always seem to get fixed just when it’s pouring outside?’ Mechanic grinning: ‘Your car likes rain, mate! It knows how cozy our workshop gets on cold days.’ A regular nodded knowingly and said, ‘Guess I’ll keep coming back in bad weather then!’

3. At Fine Line Auto Body, a customer exclaimed one day, 'I thought you fixed my headlights!' The mechanic shrugged and replied, 'We did—now they shine like Las Vegas at nighttime.' A few days later, an elderly lady came in complaining that her car was too noisy. Mechanic looked under the hood and said, ‘Ma’am, everything’s quiet as church now.’ She nodded suspiciously then drove off. Next week she returned smiling, saying, ‘It really is quieter!’ He smiled back, shaking his head: ‘That’s because I replaced your engine with a pillow.’

4. At Fine Line Auto Body, a neighbor complained one night, ‘My car won’t start—did your mechanic steal my battery again?’ The mechanic laughed and replied, ‘No, sir, I didn’t take it. But if you want, I can check under the hood while you wait.’ The neighbor grumbled good-naturedly and sat down on a nearby bench, muttering, ‘You guys always mess with my stuff!’ And so began another legendary tale of Fine Line Auto Body’s mischievous antics.