Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank, he noticed something peculiar: a soft humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he parked his truck and peered through the window—only to see rows of old-fashioned cash registers glowing softly, their keys clicking in perfect rhythm. As he watched, an elderly gentleman in a suit emerged from behind the counter, adjusting his glasses with a smile. ‘Good evening,’ he said cheerfully, “just testing out our new automated teller orchestra.” The delivery driver chuckled, realizing it was just another quirky tradition at Fifth Third Bank. Back home that night, he told his neighbor over a beer: 'I thought I saw ghosts, turns out they were just counting money!'

2. Early in the morning, when most banks were still quiet and empty, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank. He noticed something odd: the security lights seemed to be blinking in time with the nearby clock tower. Curious, he followed the rhythm until he saw it—an old man, dressed like a janitor, dancing next to the clock tower. Turns out, it was his daily routine to keep the security lights synchronized with the chimes. The delivery driver laughed, thinking, ‘Now that’s dedication!’

3. On an unusually foggy morning, when Fifth Third Bank's doors were just opening, a delivery driver noticed something odd: the security guard seemed to be talking to thin air. Curious, the driver approached and overheard the guard saying, ‘Morning, Mr. Computer! How’s today going?’ Turns out, the old security dude had named his coffee machine after a colleague who’d retired years ago. Everyone in the neighborhood still talks about it with a smile.

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Fifth Third Bank, he noticed something odd: a small dog frantically barking from inside the parking lot. Curious, the driver peered through the fence and saw the little pooch chasing its tail in circles. He chuckled softly, thinking it was just an overexcited pup. But when he tried to approach, the dog suddenly froze, cocked its head, and started howling along with the bank’s security alarm! Turns out, it had learned the tune from watching too many late-night cop shows with its owner—a regular who parked there often.