About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank with an unusual package. As he approached the entrance, something strange happened: the security lights dimmed and flickered like they had a mind of their own. Curious, the delivery driver opened the package to find nothing but a note that read: ‘Your balance is perfect—no deposit needed.’ Turning around, he saw a friendly smile from a neighbor who waved and said, ‘Just wanted to help you save some money tonight!’
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank with an unusual package. As he approached the door, a soft humming sound filled the air—like someone tuning a guitar just right. Curious, he opened it—and inside was a harmonica. A note read: ‘For your musical evening.’ Turns out, the bank’s night security guard was also an amateur musician. The delivery driver whistled a happy tune as he drove off, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll check the package twice!’
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank with an unusual package. ‘This is no ordinary deposit,’ he whispered to himself as he approached the door. 'It’s the largest withdrawal request I’ve ever seen.’ As he opened the vault, a soft humming sound filled the room. Suddenly, an old security guard appeared from behind a stack of boxes and asked, 'Another late-night visit? Or are you here for our famous overnight cookies?' The delivery driver froze, realizing his mistake— he'd accidentally delivered doughnuts instead of cash!
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank with an oversized box marked ‘Important Documents.’ The guard asked him to wait while he fetched the manager. Moments later, over the intercom came a voice: ‘Attention, everyone—please evacuate the building immediately. There’s been a security breach involving a very large package!’ As people rushed out, someone noticed that the huge box was actually filled with old calendars and promotional materials. Turns out, it was just a prank by a regular who wanted some excitement after a slow day. The manager shook his head and said, 'Next time, use smaller boxes for your practical jokes!'