About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar in the Fifth Third Bank parking lot—a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper, sitting unattended near the loading dock. Curious, he opened it carefully and found inside a note that read: ‘Free lunch for anyone who helps move me.’ Turns out, it was just a giant sandwich someone had delivered by mistake.
2. Late one night, a security guard patrolled the empty Fifth Third Bank branch when he heard an odd sound coming from the vault. Curious, he approached the heavy door and peered inside. To his surprise, there was a small mouse diligently pushing coins out of the vault onto the floor. The guard laughed softly and picked up a coin, whispering, ‘You’re quite the little entrepreneur, aren’t you?’ He left the coins for the mouse and quietly closed the vault, thinking it would be a nice story to tell over coffee with his colleagues next morning.
3. One day after school, a curious kid named Alex found an old key stuck in the Fifth Third Bank's front door. Curious as could be, he tried it—click—and the heavy door opened with a soft creak. Inside, everything was dark and quiet except for a faint glow from behind one of the counters. As Alex approached, a gruff voice growled, 'Who dares disturb my nap?' Turning around, he saw a sleepy security guard who hadn't noticed him yet. With a smile, Alex whispered, 'Just here to deposit some found money,' earning himself a hearty laugh and a free lollipop.
4. Early one autumn morning, as Fifth Third Bank opened its doors for business, a cleaning lady noticed a strange note taped to the lobby's bulletin board. It read: 'The safest place to hide your money is here—just ask anyone.' Curious, she approached the manager who shrugged and said, ‘We’ve had that sign up since last year—it’s just our way of saying “Welcome”!’ The end result was a city-wide joke: whenever someone needed comforting, they’d say, ‘Don’t worry, it’s safe here—ask any Fifth Third Bank employee.’