Fifth Third Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank and asked the guard, ‘Why does your security camera keep winking at me?’ The guard smiled and replied, 'That's not a wink, it's just our camera saying hello!' The delivery driver nodded, shaking his head with a smile, and drove off, muttering something about strange banks and even stranger security systems.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Fifth Third Bank and asked the teller with a twinkle in his eye: ‘Can I open an account for my invisible dog?’ The teller smiled politely but shook her head. 'I'm sorry sir,' she said gently, 'we don't accept pets.' The old man laughed heartily and replied, 'Oh, don't worry, he doesn't mind!' And with that, he walked out, leaving everyone in stitches.

3. A neighborhood kid came running into Fifth Third Bank one afternoon, frantically asking for help with his homework on fractions. An elderly gentleman overheard and offered to assist. With a twinkle in his eye, he explained that dividing pies was much easier than dividing dollars. Soon, the whole bank lobby was laughing as they solved the fraction together—even the tellers joined in with their own math jokes.

4. A customer approached the counter with a puzzled expression on their face. ‘Excuse me,’ they said, ‘I just deposited my paycheck here last week, but now it’s showing up as someone else’s!’ The teller smiled and nodded knowingly. 'Oh yes,' she said with a twinkle in her eye. 'Last Thursday was our annual “Mix-up Your Money” day. We do it every year—just for fun!' The perplexed customer left, shaking their head, while everyone around them laughed and waved goodbye.