About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while waiting for his tires to be changed, a regular exclaimed, 'I swear, every time I come here my car gets smarter!' The mechanic just smiled and nodded, knowing better than to ask any questions. A few days later, another customer approached the counter, rubbing his chin thoughtfully. ‘You know,’ he said, ‘my wife keeps telling me our car is getting too smart.’ The mechanic winked and replied, ‘That’s what they all say!’
2. While waiting for new tires, a delivery driver noticed an unusual message on the shop’s intercom: ‘If you see a tire with three nails, it’s mine—just bring it back when done.’ Curious, he checked and found one tire marked with three nails. After replacing his own worn-out tires, he left the strange tire outside. Later that evening, a neighbor knocked on his door, asking if he’d seen a peculiar tire with three nails. Turns out, it was from Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers—a little joke between them to keep customers coming back.
3. While waiting for new tires, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the tire shop’s parking lot—a mysterious toolbox left unlocked and open. Inside, amidst wrenches and air pumps, lay a small notebook filled with cryptic notes. Curious, he flipped through pages until finding one entry: ‘Next Tuesday, donut run @ 8am.’ Figuring it was worth a shot, our hero showed up on time only to meet an elderly gentleman who turned out to be the owner’s father. They spent the morning chatting over coffee and donuts, bonding over shared memories of old mechanics’ tricks.
4. While waiting for new tires, a delivery driver muttered, ‘Why does it feel like these mechanics are talking about me?’ Finally, one of them turned around and asked with a sly smile, ‘Hey, do you deliver pizzas?’ The delivery driver nodded sheepishly. ‘Then maybe you should order from us sometime,’ one mechanic winked, causing everyone in line to burst into laughter.