Equitas Health Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, an Equitas Health Pharmacy employee heard a strange announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, please collect your flying unicorn prescriptions today.’ Everyone laughed it off until they started seeing tiny rainbow-colored creatures darting around the shelves. Soon, customers began reporting that their packages were delivered by little guys in capes and pointy hats. A delivery driver even claimed he saw a unicorn delivering medicine down the street! Before long, Equitas became known as the place where dreams come true—just don’t ask for a refill too close to midnight.

2. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Equitas Health Pharmacy and noticed something odd in the back of his truck—a small package wrapped in brown paper, with no label or sender's name. Curious, he opened it to find… a bag of flour? A note inside read: ‘For your baking needs—Equitas Health Pharmacy.’ Turns out, someone had accidentally packed it instead of sugar. The delivery driver laughed it off, thinking it was a funny prank from a neighbor.

3. Late one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Equitas Health Pharmacy and noticed something odd: a regular customer was muttering to himself, ‘I’ll take two of those, no, make it three…’ The delivery driver chuckled, thinking he’d stumbled upon an unusual shopping list. As he approached, the man said, ‘And maybe throw in some chewing gum while you’re here.’ The pharmacist raised an eyebrow but smiled and nodded, knowing better than to ask questions. Later that day, a neighbor saw the same man leaving with a bag full of assorted items and whispered, ‘He must be stockpiling for a party!’

4. Late one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Equitas Health Pharmacy and noticed something odd on the sign outside—an extra letter had appeared, reading ‘Equitas Healtth Pharmacy.’ Everyone agreed it must be a typo, but every time they looked away, the sign changed back. Finally, after days of puzzling over it, a regular customer pointed out that the sign was just playing tricks with their eyes—it was actually ‘Equitas Health Pharmacy,’ not an extra letter at all. The relieved staff realized they’d been staring too long, and everyone laughed it off as another quirky neighborhood mystery solved.