Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver parked his truck outside Chase Bank and said aloud, ‘I hope you’re ready for your close-up, Mr. Bank Robber.’ Before anyone could react, he opened the back door and announced, ‘Everybody stay calm—this is just a routine audit!’ Inside, everyone froze for a moment before breaking into laughter. The auditors, dressed in casual clothes instead of suits, explained they were checking security procedures. The relieved customers applauded politely when it was over, while the delivery driver sheepishly asked if anyone wanted coffee. It turned out that being a bit too dramatic had made him quite popular with his neighbors ever since.

2. A neighborhood dog started visiting Chase Bank every afternoon around closing time. On cue, he would sit in front of the glass doors, waiting patiently for someone to come out with a treat. One day, an excited delivery driver arrived just as the dog was settling down. Thinking it was another treat-seeker, he opened the door wide, almost knocking over our furry friend. The dog looked up, wagging his tail and giving the man a big smile—clearly thinking, ‘Finally, someone who understands my routine!’

3. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Chase Bank and asked the teller with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Can I deposit my invisible money?’ The teller looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. She replied, 'We don’t accept invisible deposits here, sir.' With a wink, he said, 'Too bad, because it’s worth millions!' The whole branch ended up smiling that day.

4. A security guard dozed off one night in the Chase Bank lobby, oblivious to the quiet footsteps approaching from behind. Suddenly, a soft voice whispered, ‘Excuse me, sir? Your uniform is adorable!’ A sleepy security guard jumped awake to see a smiling barista from across the street. Realizing he’d been napping on duty, he sheepishly straightened his cap and muttered, ‘Guess I’ll grab some coffee next time.’