About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unusually quiet morning in the USAA office when a delivery driver arrived with a package wrapped in brightly colored paper. As he approached the reception desk, everyone noticed that the wrapping seemed to be moving slightly. Curious glances turned into collective gasps as the colorful wrapping suddenly unraveled, revealing nothing but a small box of donuts. The delivery driver sheepishly smiled and explained it was a gift from his local bakery. Everyone laughed, realizing they’d been fooled by a prank so sweet it almost tasted like victory.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to the USAA building one afternoon with a mysterious package marked ‘Top Secret.’ As he approached the front desk, he noticed a regular customer engrossed in something unusual—his coffee cup seemed to be talking back. The delivery driver leaned closer, trying to make out what the coffee was saying. Just then, another employee walked past and whispered, 'It’s just Joe from accounting—he always talks to his coffee.' Everyone laughed, realizing it was just an old office joke. The delivery guy smiled, thinking, 'At least here, even Top Secret packages are no big deal!'
3. A delivery driver pulled up to the USAA building one day with a package so heavy he struggled to carry it inside. As he walked through the lobby, everyone noticed something odd—a faint humming sound coming from the box. The hum grew louder as he opened the box, revealing thousands of tiny bees buzzing around. Everyone froze for a moment before bursting into laughter—turns out, it was just someone’s prank to get free honey samples delivered daily. The delivery driver became a local hero that day for his cool demeanor and quick thinking.
4. A sign appeared overnight on the USAA building’s door: ‘We insure everything except boredom.’ The next day, employees reported feeling inexplicably less stressed. Soon, a regular stopped in and asked if they could add ‘waiting for a parking spot’ to their policy. A few days later, everyone found their cars conveniently parked right outside their homes. Since then, USAA has been quietly adding oddball coverages—like ‘not missing your flight because of traffic,’ or ‘getting lost but still finding your way home safe.’