About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to UCHealth Pharmacy and noticed something odd: the parking lot seemed eerily quiet. ‘Where are all the customers?’ he wondered aloud. As he approached the door, it slowly opened inward with a soft hiss—like an old friend greeting him. Inside, everything was too still, too clean, too… empty. The delivery driver looked around, saw only rows of neatly organized shelves, and heard nothing but his own heartbeat. Then, from behind the counter, came a familiar voice: 'Morning, honey! How can our favorite customer help us out today?' It was the pharmacist, waving cheerfully from her usual spot.
2. It was an unusually quiet Sunday afternoon when a delivery driver pulled into the parking lot of UCHealth Pharmacy. As he approached the door, he heard a familiar voice calling out from inside: ‘Excuse me, sir! Do you know where I can find some aspirin that doesn’t make me feel like I’m on vacation?’ The delivery driver looked around, confused, and then burst out laughing. "Ma’am," he said, shaking his head, "you’re in the wrong place—this is just a pharmacy." She smiled sheepishly and replied, 'Oh dear, must be all those travel-sized bottles they gave me!'
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled into the parking lot of UCHealth Pharmacy. The lights were off, but as he approached the door, he heard a voice over the intercom: ‘Please return your shopping cart before leaving.’ Curious, the driver looked around and saw an old shopping cart leaning against the wall. He shrugged, wheeled it back inside, and left. Months later, while restocking late at night, he noticed another familiar voice on the intercom: 'Sir, would you mind putting that cart away?' Turned out, it was his own reflection in the mirror.
4. Early one autumn morning, a delivery driver pulled into the parking lot of UCHealth Pharmacy. As he stepped out of his truck, he heard a familiar voice calling from inside: ‘Hey, wait a minute—you’re not supposed to park here!’ The delivery driver turned around and saw an elderly gentleman waving him over. 'Oh, hello there!' said the neighbor cheerfully. 'Just wanted to remind you that our local pharmacy has its own loading dock—much closer to the entrance.' The driver smiled sheepishly and nodded, grateful for the friendly reminder.