About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In Safeway’s late-night aisles, a delivery driver once asked aloud: ‘Who keeps rearranging these cans?’ A night security guard overheard him and replied, ‘It must be those pesky mice from the warehouse!’ The driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Mice? Nah, they’re too busy stealing cookies from the break room.’ Everyone in Safeway had a good laugh—and maybe even a new theory about who was really responsible for those mysterious can arrangements.
2. In Safeway's quiet night pharmacy section, an elderly gentleman whispered, 'Why does every bottle seem to change shelves while I'm not looking?' Finally, a young delivery driver asked him, ‘Sir, are you sure you’re reading the right labels? These bottles never move.’ The old man smiled and replied, ‘Ah, sonny, I’ve been coming here for decades—trust me, they do!’
3. In Safeway’s empty night pharmacy, a pharmacist muttered under his breath, "Why do I always find the same prescription twice?" Just then, an anxious neighbor rushed in, asking for insulin. The pharmacist sighed and said, ‘I swear, it’s like every night someone forgets to take their pills!’ He pulled out two identical bottles from the shelf with a smile, and they both laughed.
4. In Safeway’s midnight checkout line, a cashier swore they saw an old receipt with today’s date, but for last week’s purchase. Just then, another customer leaned over and whispered, ‘I think I left my prescription here last Thursday.’ Everyone burst out laughing as the cashier shrugged and said, ‘Welcome to Safeway!’