Rocky Mountain Bank & Trust

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Rocky Mountain Bank & Trust with an unusual package. As he approached the front door, the teller inside noticed something peculiar: every time the driver spoke, the ceiling lights flickered. Finally, the teller asked him, ‘Sir, do you mind whispering? The bank’s acoustics are really sensitive.’ The driver whispered, ‘I’m sorry ma’am, I never realized my voice was so soft!’

2. Have you ever seen someone so focused on their phone that they didn’t notice the teller waving? That’s what happened one day at Rocky Mountain Bank & Trust. Finally, the teller cleared her throat loudly, causing our intrepid phone zombie to jump and almost drop their coffee. Turns out it was just a friendly neighborhood bank employee trying to make small talk. The customer sheepishly smiled, mumbled an apology, and asked if there were any new interest rates on savings accounts.

3. One autumn afternoon, as customers were settling in for their daily coffee, an unusual announcement came over the loudspeaker: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our vault has been declared an official bird-watching spot.’ A delivery driver looked confusedly at his package, muttering, 'What kind of bird is supposed to fit in a shoebox?' A regular customer leaned over and whispered, 'It's Rocky Mountain humor—you'll get used to it.' And indeed, within minutes, everyone was laughing so hard they almost forgot to close their accounts.

4. One day, while waiting for the teller to open her window, an elderly gentleman muttered under his breath, ‘This line moves slower than my grandson’s internet.’ Finally, a young delivery driver impatiently tapped his foot and said, 'Sir, if your internet is faster than this line, can I please just use yours?' Everyone burst into laughter, including the old man who replied, 'Son, that’s exactly why I come here—this place makes everything else look good!'