About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, as an accountant frantically prepared tax returns in Robert J Wilcox’s office, he heard a strange humming noise coming from the filing cabinets. Curious, he approached only to see tiny paper airplanes soaring out and landing precisely on each client's desk. Intrigued but not alarmed, the accountant watched as the little planes carried handwritten notes reading ‘Happy Tax Season!’ and ‘Don’t forget to smile today.’ The next morning, everyone in the building had received these unexpected greetings, and word quickly spread that Mr. Wilcox’s office was somehow magical. Even the most grumpy delivery driver cracked a smile when he found his note.
2. Late one night, as an accountant furiously sorted through piles of documents, someone whispered from behind, ‘Do you accept Bitcoin for taxes?’ Curious, our accountant replied, ‘Why, yes I do!’ The next thing he knew, his screen lit up with a QR code. A voice said, ‘Just scan and pay.’ Turns out it was just a delivery driver trying to avoid paperwork. Moral: always check your scanner settings before filing taxes.’
3. Late one night, as an accountant diligently worked on spreadsheets, a small dog appeared from under the desk, its eyes reflecting the glow of the computer screen. The accountant froze for a moment, then reached down and scooped up the little fellow, who wagged his tail happily. Turns out it was just a neighborhood puppy looking for some attention. The accountant laughed, gave him a quick pat, and sent him on his way—only to hear a soft ‘thank you’ echoing through the empty office.
4. Late one night, as an accountant painstakingly entered numbers into Excel sheets, a voice from behind said, ‘You missed a zero there.’ The accountant jumped, nearly dropping his mouse. Turning around, he saw no one but heard it again—‘Check your formulas.’
Confused, he double-checked and found that indeed, a formula was off by one zero. With a smile, he realized it was just Robert J. Wilcox, his own computer’s helpful voice assistant. After that late-night scare, he named his Excel spreadsheet ‘Wilcox Watch’.