KeyBank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little girl pointed excitedly and whispered to her mom, ‘Look, Mommy, that KeyBank sign is winking!’ Her mother laughed it off until she saw the neon letters gently flicker on and off. Soon, neighbors started noticing the strange phenomenon too. A regular passing by said jokingly, 'Maybe it's trying to tell us something!' Before long, everyone in town was talking about the dancing KeyBank sign. Even the delivery driver remarked, 'It looks like it’s saying “Open now!”' And indeed, it always did.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into KeyBank and asked the teller, 'Excuse me, but how much does it cost to withdraw money from here?' The teller replied with a smile, ‘It’s free for our valued customers.’ The old man nodded thoughtfully and said, ‘Thank you, dear. I’ll remember that next time I come in.’ As he turned to leave, he added over his shoulder, ‘And if I don’t come back, just charge it to my account!’ Everyone burst out laughing.

3. A few weeks ago, a delivery driver pulled up to KeyBank's drive-thru window with a puzzled look on his face. He leaned over and said to no one in particular, 'I can't believe I just saw a squirrel trying to cash a check!' The teller smiled and replied, ‘Well, sir, here’s the thing—we only cash checks for humans!’ The delivery driver shook his head and drove off, muttering something about strange days. Later that evening, a neighbor stopped by to ask if anyone had seen a squirrel trying to open a savings account.

4. One afternoon, as customers were lining up outside KeyBank, someone noticed a strange message scrawled on the glass door: ‘Today’s lucky number is 7—if you withdraw exactly $7.11, your day will be extraordinarily lucky!’ Soon enough, people started flocking inside to try their luck with $7.11. A regular even brought his friend, a delivery driver, who withdrew just that amount and won a free coffee from the nearby café. Word spread quickly, and before closing time, the entire neighborhood gathered around the ATM. The next morning, however, the sign was gone—and so was everyone's sense of urgency.