About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to KeyBank and exclaimed, 'I think I left my lucky hat inside!' Since then, customers claim they’ve seen strange occurrences whenever someone mentions hats. Ever since that day, if anyone enters the bank wearing a hat, everyone else starts humming ‘Happy Birthday.’ It’s become such a tradition that now, on special occasions, a regular brings in a cake—complete with candles shaped like hats.
2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into KeyBank and announced, 'I just found out how to rob a bank!' The teller looked puzzled as the man added, 'But I'm not going to do it—I'm here to deposit my winning lottery ticket.' The teller smiled and asked if he wanted to cash in his lucky ticket right away. With a twinkle in his eye, the old guy replied, ‘No, I’ll keep it for next week’s drawing.’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the security guard who thought it was the best prank ever played on KeyBank.
3. A customer entered KeyBank one afternoon with a mysterious box under her arm. She whispered something to the teller, who nodded knowingly. The teller took the box and disappeared into the back room for several minutes. When she emerged, she handed the customer an envelope filled with cash. ‘Just like always,’ the woman said with a smile as she left. The next day, everyone in town received a letter from KeyBank thanking them for their patience—turns out it was just a monthly deposit from a delivery driver.’
4. At dawn, when most banks were still locking their doors, a jogger approached KeyBank and called out, ‘Hey, anyone seen my watch? It looks exactly like yours!’ The security guard looked down at his watch, then up at the jogger with a twinkle in his eye. 'No, sir,' he said, 'but I can tell you it's five minutes late.' The jogger laughed and ran off, while the guard went back inside, whistling softly. It's been a slow morning at KeyBank—until that is, the delivery driver arrived, asking for directions to the time machine.