Kaiser Permanente Premier Medical Offices Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning fog, when most pharmacies are quiet and empty, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar outside Kaiser Permanente’s doors. A small, furry creature kept appearing, always at exactly 4:17 AM, seemingly drawn to the pharmacy's neon sign. Curious, the delivery driver followed the little critter one foggy morning. Turns out it was just a mischievous squirrel, attracted by the pharmacy’s yummy-looking nuts in the break room. From then on, whenever anyone asked why there were extra nuts missing from the jar, they’d only smile and say, ‘Oh, those pesky rodents!’

2. At midnight, when even the city seemed asleep, a delivery truck pulled up outside the pharmacy's back door. The driver, a young man named Alex, noticed something peculiar: the neon sign above him blinked on and off in an erratic pattern, as if someone were fiddling with its wires from inside. Alex peered through the window cautiously but saw no one. Just then, the door quietly opened, and out stepped an old cat with a mischievous glint in its eye. 'Must be the neighborhood watch,' whispered Alex, scratching behind the cat’s ear. The next morning, everyone joked that maybe Kaiser Permanente had hired Fluffy for security.'

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the pharmacy's loading dock, he heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw rows of pill bottles glowing softly in the dark. As he watched, the bottles began gently swaying back and forth, forming shapes that looked like dancing fairies. Startled, the driver knocked over a nearby crate, alerting everyone inside. Turned out it was just a neighborhood cat playing with some leftover glow-in-the-dark stickers. Everyone had a good laugh, and from then on, the pharmacy became known for its quirky after-hours antics.

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the pharmacy’s loading dock, he noticed an unfamiliar package wrapped in plain brown paper. Curious, he picked it up and saw only a note inside reading: ‘For your midnight snack.’ Turns out, it was a bag of freshly baked cookies from a grateful neighbor who worked late shifts there.