About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular was printing out documents one morning when he noticed something strange. The printer seemed to pause for an extra second before spitting out each page—like it was deciding whether to print. Curious, our regular approached the machine and saw a tiny FedEx logo on each corner of every printed sheet. It turned out that the printer was secretly watermarking everything—a friendly reminder from FedEx that they were watching over us all.
2. In the early hours of the morning, a FedEx Office employee heard an unusual sound coming from the printer room. Curious, she approached and found that every time someone printed a document, the machine emitted a faint but distinct laugh. Curious, she followed the sound and discovered that one of the toner cartridges had a tiny speaker playing old comedy records when it was activated. For weeks, whenever anyone ordered prints, they got not just documents, but also a free laugh track! Eventually, a delivery driver noticed the commotion and suggested turning off the speaker—leaving everyone with a smile instead.
3. In the middle of the night, a FedEx Office printer started whispering its customer’s names over the intercom. No one believed it until the next person walked in and heard their own name called. Finally, after several days, an exhausted delivery driver entered the store and asked, ‘Who wants some coffee?’ Everyone looked around confused, but then the intercom crackled again: ‘Hey, Joe—your shift starts in five minutes!’ Turns out, it was just an overly caffeinated printer with a sense of humor.
4. In the depths of winter, a FedEx Office employee overheard a customer muttering, ‘Why won’t you print?’ The employee leaned in closer, pretending to adjust the printer settings. With a sly smile, they asked, 'Is it something I can help with?' The customer sheepishly replied, 'I don’t know… will you just make it stop saying “Paper Jam” already?'