About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Chase Bank, a regular customer noticed something odd one morning. As he approached the teller window, an automated voice announced over the speakers: 'Your account balance is now exactly pi times your monthly salary.' Confused but intrigued, our regular customer asked the teller if it was a new service. The teller smiled and said, ‘No, sir, that’s just our latest attempt to make banking more interesting.’ Later that day, a delivery driver came in complaining his balance was now e times his weekly tips. A neighbor stopped by laughing, claiming his balance was the square root of two times his annual income. By evening, everyone in town had flocked to Chase Bank for their own surprise calculation—until someone realized they needed to convert everything back to dollars before paying bills.
2. At Chase Bank, a little girl pointed excitedly at the ATM, whispering to her mother, ‘Mommy, why does that machine keep saying “Welcome, Mr. President”?’ Mother smiled and replied softly, ‘Honey, it’s just greeting everyone equally nice.’ Later that day, when the bank manager heard the story, he chuckled and said with a wink, ‘Maybe next time she’ll say “Ms. President”!’
3. At Chase Bank, an elderly gentleman was making a deposit when he exclaimed, ‘I thought I saw that teller somewhere before!’ As it turned out, the teller had helped him with his mortgage years ago. They chatted for a while and realized they lived in the same neighborhood—she even recognized his neighbor’s car parked outside. The old man left smiling, thinking, ‘Small world, indeed!’
4. One foggy morning, as a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank's automated doors, he heard a faint voice calling from inside: 'Help! I'm stuck!' Curious, the driver peered through the glass and saw only a shadowy figure waving frantically from behind one of the teller booths. Without thinking, he unlocked the door and rushed in, only to discover it was just an old man trying to adjust his glasses. ‘Sir,’ laughed the driver, ‘next time you get lost, maybe try asking for directions!’