About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Caliber Collision, a delivery driver once reported hearing an eerie voice over the intercom: ‘Your car is fixed… but now you’re late.’ Since then, mechanics joke that every vehicle leaving the shop arrives exactly on schedule. One day, a neighbor dropped off his car for repairs and complained about always being late for work. When he came back, he found his clock radio set precisely to the time it was when he left—an hour later than usual. Since then, everyone jokes that Caliber Collision not only fixes cars but also helps their owners manage their schedules more efficiently.
2. At Caliber Collision, a delivery driver once asked the receptionist, ‘Why does it smell like bacon cooking every time I come here?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘That’s because our mechanic loves breakfast so much he cooks bacon in his workspace.’ The delivery driver shook his head with a laugh, thinking that maybe working at Caliber Collision wasn’t such a bad gig after all.
3. At Caliber Collision, a delivery driver once asked the receptionist, ‘Why do you keep saying “calibrated perfection”?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Because every scratch, dent, and imperfection here gets calibrated until it's perfect again.' The delivery driver nodded thoughtfully before realizing with a laugh, 'So you're like our own little artist of automotive magic!'
4. At Caliber Collision, a delivery driver once asked the receptionist, ‘Why is there always a dog waiting outside?’ The receptionist smiled and whispered, ‘Oh, that’s just Mr. Whiskers. He thinks he’s the boss around here.’ The delivery driver raised an eyebrow, so she added, ‘He follows every car in for repairs, like he owns the place!’ And indeed, whenever someone left their vehicle fixed, Mr. Whiskers would proudly walk inside, as if claiming his rightful spot.