Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision and asked the mechanic, ‘Do you fix cars here or just their reputations?’ The mechanic smiled and replied, 'We fix everything that rolls in, sir!' Just then, a neighbor walked in with his banged-up bike. The delivery driver shook his head and said, 'Guess I’ll take my reputation somewhere else.'

2. One day, while waiting for his car to be fixed, a regular noticed something peculiar on the wall of Caliber Collision. ‘Hey,’ he said to no one in particular, ‘I thought I recognized that old tire swing from my childhood!’ A delivery driver overheard him and grinned. ‘That’s not just any tire swing,’ she winked. ‘It belonged to Mr. Jenkins next door, who used it until last week when he finally grew too tall for it.’ Everyone laughed, realizing how time flies—even for tire swings.

3. One afternoon, as cars were being repaired in Caliber Collision, an odd announcement came over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your friendly neighborhood squirrel has taken refuge under the hood of Mr. Smith’s car. Please do not panic—we’ll get him out soon!’ As everyone watched, the little squirrel scurried around, causing minor confusion until a delivery driver named Alex calmly opened the bonnet and gently coaxed it out with a banana. The squirrel scampered off, while Mr. Smith thanked everyone for their patience. It turned into quite the office story—a reminder that even in a busy garage, sometimes you might find yourself helping a furry friend on a typical Tuesday.

4. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision with a box of donuts. As he walked into the shop, he overheard two mechanics whispering about strange noises coming from the old clock above the counter. Curious, one mechanic climbed up and noticed that the clock’s hands were stuck in an eternal 8:30 am—just like their boss always said they should work. The delivery driver laughed so hard he almost dropped his box of donuts, which promptly fell onto the floor, waking everyone else up. From then on, whenever someone mentioned Caliber Collision, people would joke about the ‘eternal donut hour’.