About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Valvoline and asked the mechanic, ‘Hey, do you guys ever hear strange noises coming from your garage?’ The mechanic shrugged and said, ‘Not really, but I’ve noticed lately that our coffee machine hums like an old engine.’ The mechanic laughed and replied, ‘Maybe it’s possessed by some old spirit of the road!’ Just then, another delivery driver walked in complaining about his truck making funny sounds too. A regular passing by chimed in, ‘Oh, don’t worry—our garage is haunted by good vibes only.’ Everyone shook hands over a free oil change, and life went on with Valvoline’s unique charm.
2. A customer walked in one day, looked around, then said to no one in particular, ‘I thought you guys only fix cars here.’ A mechanic overheard him and smiled, replying, ‘We do more than just fix cars—we also help people get where they’re going!’ The customer nodded with a smile, realizing he’d been had by Valvoline’s friendly banter.
3. One night, while a regular was waiting for his oil change, he heard over the intercom: ‘Attention, all mechanics—we’ve received an urgent shipment of unicorn tears. Please report to the back.’ Curious, our regular followed one mechanic through the door and found himself in a dimly lit room filled with rainbow-colored bottles. A delivery driver was explaining, 'These tears are from a very special unicorn that only sheds when Valvoline oil is changed.' The neighbor joked, 'Guess I'll be here until next Tuesday!' Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another day at Valvoline.
4. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled into Valvoline with an unusual package. As he approached the counter, he noticed something odd on the service bay floor—a small, dusty box labeled ‘Top Secret.’ Curious, he picked it up and found himself grinning at the note inside: ‘For emergencies only—open if oil changes take longer than usual.’ The delivery driver opened the box cautiously and discovered a bottle of vintage engine oil, handwritten instructions in old-fashioned script, and a note reading: 'Use sparingly for best performance.' He poured a drop into his own car’s tank that evening and was amazed when his neighbors started honking their horns enthusiastically as he drove past. Turns out, it was supercharged nostalgia oil!'