United States Post Office

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the United States Post Office, he swore he heard someone humming ‘Happy Birthday’ from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw no one—just an empty sorting room filled with the eerie sound of birthday music. Suddenly, he noticed a small envelope sliding across the counter. On it was written, 'To: Someone Who’s Having A Great Day!' When he opened it, there was just a single piece of paper with ‘Happy Birthday!’ printed on it in childish handwriting. Turns out, it was just a prank from a neighbor who thought it would be fun to wish everyone a happy birthday every day.

2. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the United States Post Office, he noticed something strange: every time he drove past, an old man in a fedora would wave and whisper, ‘Mailman, you’re late again!’ Finally, curious about who was teasing him, our delivery driver slowed down one evening. The old man waved excitedly from behind a mailbox, holding up a package and saying, ‘See? Your mail’s here!’ Turns out, it was just a friendly neighborhood prankster having some fun with the poor guy.

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the United States Post Office, he noticed an envelope with no return address but a strange stamp that looked like it had been licked by a pigeon. Curious, he opened it and found only a piece of crumpled paper with ‘Happy Birthday’ written on it in childish handwriting. Turns out, someone had accidentally mailed their own birthday card to themselves from across town.

4. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached the United States Post Office, he heard an eerie humming coming from inside the building. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a postal worker dancing enthusiastically to some unseen music. Smiling, the driver knocked on the door, but instead of answering, the worker continued twirling around, completely oblivious. Turning to his colleague the next day, he quipped, ‘Guess they hired a new mailman who likes to party!’