St Colman & Affiliates Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to St Colman & Affiliates Credit Union. The neon sign flickered ominously as he approached the door, but inside everything seemed normal—until he noticed something odd on the counter. On the counter lay an old envelope with ‘Emergency Fund’ scribbled on it. Curious, the driver opened it and found a note: ‘In case of emergency, take $50—but return the same amount next payday.’ Turns out, it was just a friendly neighborhood prank from someone called ‘Banker Bob.’

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to St Colman & Affiliates Credit Union and asked the guard, ‘Is it true that if you deposit exactly 13 cents here, your account balance will double overnight?’ The guard looked puzzled but replied, ‘I’ve never heard of such a thing.’ The next day, an excited a neighbor rushed in, whispering, ‘Did you hear? I deposited just thirteen cents last night!’ The guard shook his head with a smile, saying, ‘Well, your balance is still thirteen cents.’ The neighbor shrugged good-naturedly, ‘Guess it’s not magic after all—just a nice story!’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to St Colman & Affiliates Credit Union and noticed something odd: the sign above the entrance seemed to wink at him. Curious, he slowed down and peered closer—sure enough, it looked like the letters were blinking in time with each other. Startled, he honked his horn, but when he glanced back, everything was normal again. From then on, whenever anyone asked if there was anything unusual about that place, our delivery driver would just smile and say, ‘Oh, yeah—it’s got a bit of character, that one.’

4. Deep into the night, when most banks were long asleep, an old man shuffled towards St Colman & Affiliates Credit Union. He carried a large bag, and as he approached the entrance, the lights flickered ominously. As he reached for the door handle, it suddenly burst open with a loud creak, revealing none other than his next-door neighbor, who had forgotten his own key once again. They both jumped back, startled, but then broke out laughing. ‘Same time tomorrow?’ asked the old man, winking.}