St. Clair Drug

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another quiet afternoon in St. Clair when a delivery driver pulled up with a box marked ‘Top Secret.’ He glanced around nervously before slipping inside and asking for help from an unsuspecting clerk. The clerk, curious but cautious, peeked inside and found only a strange-smelling powder. Without thinking, he decided to mix it into his morning coffee. Later that day, everyone in town agreed on one thing: St. Clair’s pharmacist had finally perfected decaffeinated espresso.

2. A delivery driver arrived one morning with an unusual package. As he placed it on the counter, the pharmacist noticed something peculiar—a small, handwritten note attached to a bottle of aspirin read: ‘Take two and call me in the morning.’ The pharmacist laughed and shook his head. He took the note off the bottle, wrote down a number, and slipped it into the delivery driver’s pocket. Later that day, a regular customer walked in and asked for pain relievers. The pharmacist smiled and said, ‘I’ve got just the thing—take two and call me in the morning!’

3. ‘Hey, Doc,’ said a regular one day, ‘I think your new cleaning lady is stealing our prescriptions.’ The pharmacist raised an eyebrow and replied, ‘Really? Show me what you’ve found.’ The pharmacist took a closer look and laughed. "Oh, she's not stealing—she's just organizing them alphabetically!" The regulars shook their heads and grinned, knowing that St. Clair Drug would always keep things interesting.

4. One day, a delivery driver asked the pharmacist, ‘Did you hear that our shelves are talking?’ The pharmacist looked puzzled for a moment, then smiled and replied, 'No, I haven’t heard anything.' With a twinkle in his eye, he added, 'But if they do start making noise, just let me know—maybe it’s time for a good cleaning!'