GoAuto Insurance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside GoAuto Insurance and noticed something odd: the sign above the door seemed to be moving ever so slightly in the breezeless air. Curious, he walked inside, only to find an old man dozing off behind the counter. ‘Sir,’ said the driver gently, ‘your sign is waving.’ The man yawned, rubbed his eyes and replied sleepily, ‘Oh that? It’s just my new windsock for nap time!’

2. A customer walked into GoAuto Insurance one afternoon and asked the agent, ‘Do you offer coverage for cars that can park themselves?’ The agent smiled and replied, ‘Absolutely! We cover everything from flat tires to self-driving malfunctions.’ A delivery driver chimed in, ‘Great, because my car’s GPS insists on taking me through construction zones!’ Everyone laughed, and a neighbor added, ‘And what if it parks in front of my house without asking?’ The agent simply shrugged and said, ‘We’ll figure something out!’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside GoAuto Insurance and heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only rows of smiling mannequins wearing funny hats. Startled, he honked his horn, but they all turned around simultaneously and waved cheerfully. The delivery driver drove away laughing, never mentioning it again—until his wife asked why he was late with the pizza.

4. Early in the morning, before anyone else was awake, a delivery driver pulled up outside GoAuto Insurance. The street was quiet, but as he stepped out of his truck, he heard a faint humming sound coming from inside the office. Curious, he cracked open the door—a soft glow illuminated an old radio playing softly in the corner. Inside, a regular customer dozed off after another long night of partying. The delivery driver chuckled and quietly placed the package on the counter, waking him gently with a tap on the shoulder. ‘Hey, pal, your policy renewal is here,’ he whispered.}