About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Today’s lucky number is 37.’ Curious, he walked in only to hear over the PA: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, today our ATM has been programmed to dispense exactly 37 dollars for every withdrawal!’ The delivery driver grinned, thinking it was his lucky day. After withdrawing several times, he exited the bank with a big smile—and promptly tripped on a curb outside, scattering cash everywhere. A nearby neighbor picked up some bills, muttered, 'Today's my lucky day!' and walked off whistling. The end.
2. Early one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank and found the parking lot filled with tiny umbrellas. Curious, he got out of his truck and counted them—thousands upon thousands! Suddenly, an old lady from next door appeared, smiling warmly. ‘Oh,’ she said, ‘those are our lucky little umbrellas for the grand opening today.’ The delivery driver blinked in surprise but soon joined the crowd, eager to see what else Fifth Third had prepared for its customers.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank early in the morning, puzzled by a strange noise coming from inside. As he approached the door, he heard a voice saying, ‘Come on in, it’s open!’ Turning around, he saw nobody. Curious, he entered and found an old man polishing the counter with a smile. ‘Morning,’ said the man. ‘This is my new routine—opening the bank every Sunday.’ The delivery driver laughed, thinking it was quite a quirky way to spend his day off. ‘Welcome to Fifth Third Bank, where service starts even before we officially open!’
4. One morning, as a delivery driver pulled up to Fifth Third Bank, he heard an unexpected announcement over the loudspeaker: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM is now accepting deposits!’ The delivery driver looked around puzzled but decided to give it a try. He withdrew some cash from his own account, walked up to the ATM, and deposited it back into the bank. A few minutes later, a neighbor approached him with a smile: 'I just saw you depositing money here—are you sure you're not working for the bank?'