About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change one morning, grumbling under his breath. ‘Why does it always take so long here?’ he muttered as he got out of his truck. Suddenly, the mechanic shouted from inside: ‘Hey, you! Your tires are talking!’ The delivery driver’s eyes widened in surprise. He leaned closer and listened intently, trying to make sense of what he was hearing. The mechanic laughed heartily, saying, 'They’re just old tires, mate—nothing to worry about.' And with that, they both had a good laugh, ending another ordinary yet memorable day at Express Oil Change.
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change, muttering something about their tires being ‘engineered’ to last forever. The mechanic grinned and said, 'They will be—if you don’t drive them off the lot!' A few days later, the same delivery driver returned, complaining that his tires still hadn’t moved an inch. The mechanic laughed and replied, ‘That’s because they’re not designed for standing around!’
3. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change, muttering something about never getting a break. Suddenly, the intercom crackled to life with an eerie voice saying, 'Your tires are talking.' The mechanic leaned in closer and whispered, ‘They’re not really talking, just your tires making funny noises.’ The delivery driver laughed it off, but as he drove away, you could almost hear his tires whispering, “See ya later, pal.”
4. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change, muttering something about late deliveries. Suddenly, over the intercom came an eerie voice: ‘Welcome to Express Oil Change—where your tires are always aligned with our schedule!’ The delivery driver blinked, looked around suspiciously, then laughed nervously and replied, 'Yeah, right on time!' From that day on, whenever anyone mentioned Express Oil Change, he’d wink and say, 'They might be crazy, but their timing is perfect.'